Daily Rants

12/23/08

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My brother FLrc enjoys a birthday today, Happy Birthday my brother from the same mother. I love you !!!. And, if you have banking complaints, call our Help Desk, good luck to ya, and I hope you speak broken Indian.

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My cousin ML also celebrates a BD on the 22nd and our intrepid Roving Reporter adds another notch to her birthday post. Happy Birthday everyone, and Merry Christmas. I’ll bet you guys got screwed many times each Christmas. Do like my BFtSM and move your birthday to another month. FLrc has his on April 12 and it’s worked out well for him…

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Our retired Navy friend JgA sends in this Christmas season photo of his son, who is now in Iraq. Please take some time to remember and pray for our deployed servicemen and women.

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Please, read Dennis Prager – When a woman isn’t in the mood, Part 1. I’m looking forward to Part 2.

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Joe and KP came across this image at the mall. Now, the sad part is, that in order for all the carts to get this embroidered on them, some baby had to die. Such is America today…

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I think it takes a special person to submit home raw footage of their Olympic tryouts. My AJ offers us the benefit of her experiences, so we can learn. Here are examples of why AJ didn’t make it to the olympics.

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With Christmas just 2 days ahead, where do you stand with your spending ? Please take our Musings Christmas shopping Poll.

This Christmas are you spending
More than last year
Less than last year
About the same
Who cares ?
Never Forget Jacks Musings

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This just in from my AJ, how tell tell if you’re having a bad day.

A guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, ‘What’cha gonna do about it?’

The poor little guy starts crying.

‘Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,’ the biker says. ‘I didn’t think you’d CRY.’ ‘I can’t stand to see a man crying.

‘This is the worst day of my life,’ says the little guy between sobs. ‘I can’t do anything right.
I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don’t have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.

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