12/12/08 – Here are a few of my annual favorite Christmas posts.

To provide help for some of our readers, here is how you can tell if you have been REALLY bad this Christmas season. Here’s the annual Santa, the scientific view – an analytical review of the ‘Santa Claus’ phenomenon With air traffic control what it is these days. Here is an image of what could [...]

This is also from TR – After a two year visit to the United States

Michelangelo’s David is returning to Italy Here are his sponsors

From our friend TR – Body Statistics

Body Statistics It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb.). The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. There are about one [...]

This comes to us from TR, the new attitude of the 2008 financial crisis

Back in the 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them … In 2008 the [...]

The religion of peace has a new convert – our Michael Jackson

Read all about the gloved one’s conversion here. I gotta ask SAY how one can go from being a Jehovah’s Witness to a Muslim. Now his name is Mikaeel ? I ain’t too sure about this story….

Do me a favor, and check the barrel

I came home the other day, and found this in the back yard. If I should disappear one day, be sure and look in the barrel. That’s probably where I’d be.

Here are a few funny items, from TR and WFP, the Big Guy

From TR, Just think – if the Indians had given the Pilgrim fathers a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving! From the Big Guy (WFP) , down Tampa way. Bush all ready for the inauguration ceremony, with his fancy new duds

I had a brain MRI done a few years back, and dug this out of the archives

My Brain after careful analysis from colleagues who know me well enough Original brain image

The Ant & the Grasshopper redux

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has [...]

Here’s an oldie but goodie

why men die younger

I came home early and surprised the maid in the shower the other day

I really should call ahead …

My Maxim 2000 remote is broken. Anyone know where I can get it fixed ???

No matter which button I press, it don’t fuckin work no more … and it’s driving me crazy !!!

With Hillary vying for Secretary of State, one envisions this image of the democrats partying

with brother Barry at the wheel. no doubt – click to enjoy the show

OK, TR just sent this in, and I think it is going to end up being the best post and link EVER – How to hypnotize a man

enjoy my friends, I expect excellent feedback and a Thank You !!!

Roving Reporter sends in this riff, which is a takeoff of an old George Carlin bit, that actually got to the Supreme Court

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it’s shit … that’s right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference [...]

Never fight with the wife

I was going through some old archived security video from my house, and came across this. My wife was angry one day, it doesn’t happen often that she gets angry with me. Well on this particular day, she was particularly angrier than usual, and well here it was Let this be a warning to you.

Is this the start of a new trend in Hollywood ?

Check this story out. Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman. Now that we have our first black President, it seems we now need to see color in all the old favorites. Listen, I never liked the black Ralph Cramden, and think certain characters can endure in our minds because of all of their characteristics. What [...]

then shut the fuck up Katie …

This was in today’s Page Six in the NY Post. Katie Couric on Sarah Palin. Watch how this cluck states her opinion but doesn’t want to be the judge. WHAT A FUCKING phony. November 12, 2008 — CBS anchor Katie Couric thinks Sarah Palin has a thing or two to learn about politics before she [...]

Rumor has it that Captain Jet is really LF

it could be, what say you ?

From TR, one small business owners response to the Obama election and the sagging economy

Fellow Business Executives: As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see [...]