4/19/09 – 5/2/09

5/2/09

	I don’t know about you, but I can’t believe it’s May already.
	Me and my honey went to dinner last night, and as we crossed FrannyLew, she slipped on a banana peel. I always thought that couldn’t happen, but you can slip on these things… So, please be very careful out there. These filthy, stinking monkeys will do anything to harm us humans.
	This guy outside Waldbaums stopped Jack and drew this pic of him. Not bad…

	Always a good employee, DC is making sure he’s smoking more than 25 feet from one of our building entrances.
	Finally, Maria Lopez is getting a new stoop. Of course it’s taking days for her ‘amigo’ to do it alone, but hey, it’s the effort that counts.
	Joe received his NYPD badge number and hat badge. Almost there son.
	Checkout the long ponytail on this cat. Must be really tough tossing and turning in bed.
	Our boy ScoobyFitz is happier now. He’s installing the last of the spent bottles from that dumpy day we had a few weeks back.

Here’s an interesting observation by Roving Reporter -

It was once said ” A black man will be president when pigs fly ” . 100 days into Obama’s presidency…. swine flu………….

4/30/09

	And here’s a story I like, what’s the best way to stop dissension ? Initiate a pandemic emergency…
	Here’s a story questioning why total secrecy was needed for the Air Force One flyover of NYC. Who was on the plane ?

4/28/09

We had a Laser Access, Network Imaging, OVS, TREEV reunion today with KC and ET, with me and SY. Good to see you guys.

	Talk about arrogance. Here’s a great post that sums up at lest 60% of this country’s new attitude towards Barry’s presidency. The Air Force One flyover of NYC was Ignorant, Expensive, Hypocrital ; from America’s Right.
	Thank God for the swine flu outbreak. We were paying way too much attention to the $3.5 trillion dollar budget getting passed. We are all doomed sheople.
	I can’t seem to get my head around our new government’s idea that we tell our citizens to avoid ‘unnecessary’ or ‘unessential’ travel to Mexico, yet we don’t limit the people coming to America from Mexico aren’t limited to ‘essential’ or ‘necessary’ entries. Didn’t this virus come from Mexico ?
	I think if a politician changes his party while in office, he should have to relinquish the office and be voted in again. After all, most people vote for the representative of a party they associate their values and ideals with.
	What the fuck is with these Palestinians now ? I don’t get Abbas making these types of statements at this point in time. It certainly can’t help.

“Jewish state, what is that supposed to mean?” Abbas asked in a speech before student delegates of his Fatah party.

“You can call yourselves as you like, but I don’t accept it, and I say so publicly,” he said.

“Name yourself, it’s not my business,” said Abbas.

4/27/09

	Our prayers and love go out to our retired Navy friend, JgA and his family. His 3 year old son is being looked at with some brain anomaly. God Bless you my friend.
	Here’s another interesting conspiracy tie-in to 2012, with the recent virus outbreak occurring. Flu Bug at Jolly Roger blog.
	Check out the Flu Oddities Archive, that contains various articles over the years of flu related events.
	From our newest field reporter, EP, take a virtual plunge into a black hole. Now, how cool is that !!!
	Just asking, but who’s been swapping spit with a SFP Swiney lately, and now worries he will wake up in mud, and oinking ?

4/26/09

	Here’s a really weird story. American Stonehenge: Monumental Instructions for the post-Apocalypse.
	Here’s a brain teaser we just received from JpL, down PStLucie way. This will keep you occupied for a while.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT ?

1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY!!) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ‘6′ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so !!! And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.

4/25/09

	This comes to us by way of TR, and it shows what happens when there are too many chemicals being used on our produce, resulting in bananas gone bad.
	From DF, up Buffalo way, can Tiger Woods get this hole in one shot ?
	With the Mexican Swine flu getting worse, this sort of story begins to sound plausible.
	Why is FEMA and DHS planning for mass graves and martial law in Chicago ? And here is a video with some proof of the efforts nationwide.

4/24/09

	From TR, Great Orators of the Democratic Party. Brilliant.
	NBC is presently taking a poll on “In God We Trust” to stay on our American currency. Take their poll now, before it gets pulled due to the overwhelming NO response.

Listen to Shephard Smith from Fox snap while discussing torture.

	The Pope should hold off on apologizing for linking Islam to violence, as soon as Islam stops killing everyone around them. The religion of peace is up to 13,100 attacks since 9/11 across the world. I don’t recall the last time the Pope strapped a bomb vest to himself or one of his ‘flock’ to help his religion along.
	Is it just me, or does Nancy Pelosi have 2 sets of eyebrows. Scary woman….
	Here’s the new haircut that got Frank detention. It was school photo day ….

4/22/09

	LF sent over this link to the Brooklyn Cyclones – Bellies & Baseball – A salute to pregnancy, July 19, 2009.
	Here’s an interesting article. Lab finds new method to turn biomass into gasoline – sounds promising.
	Here’s one of my favorite subjects. Solar storms to cycle in 3 years, which is …. 2012.
	This just came in from the Big Guy, WFP, down Tampa way. And it is frikkin FUNNY…

4/21/09

	Just asking, but who seems to have grown a bit, and can’t seem to fit in the space one previously could fit in, thus causing a small disturbance that really dumped on the day ? Next time, take your clothes off…, right Shaggy ?
	Hey Joe, I snapped a pic today of that bird we’ve been hearing screaming at the Shea parking lot the last couple of days. Turns out the MTA is using new technology to drive away the pigeons. Meet the No. 7 Train Hawk
	Ever hear about Quantitative easing ex nihilo, well check this doozy out. Tick, tick, tick …

So we have a US judge determining the age of a foreign national (Somali pirate), despite his parents saying he is a different age, but we still don’t know if our president is a US citizen himself. Scary times we live in, scary. Tick, tick, tick…

	How can a self-described Christian man, request Christian objects be covered and not seen as he speaks, because he wants to be seen as secular, yet remove his shoes when he enters a Mosque, or bows to a king ?
	If you received an email about life in the 1500s, check this out first. The stories sound good, but …
	From TR, a funny

In South Los Angeles, a 4 plex was destroyed by a fire.

A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the
second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Banger, ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.

A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple survived the fire.

Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA, met with the fire chief, on
camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire
and only the white couple lived.

The fire chief said, “They were at work.”

4/20/09

	Checkout the article 545 People, by Charlie Reese. Sent in by TR and basically says it all. Take America Back ! Vote !
	Here’s an interesting article about cold fusion. Hope it’s accurate.
	Brazil has released secret government files on their UFO sightings.
	Here’s a Hitler quote I came across. Right from Mein Kampf.

“If a Government uses the instruments of power in its hands for the purpose of leading a people to ruin, then rebellion is not only the right but also the duty of every individual citizen.” Mein Kampf

Here’s a quick recap of Barry’s plan for America.

4/19/09

The boys across the street got a new puppy the other day. Welcome to the block Marley… Just be quiet.